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Okay, so best song ever... I heard it on the radio on the way home from downtown with my mom.

> > STALIN WASN'T STALLIN'
> >
> > Chorus:
> > Well now, Stalin wasn't stallin'
> > When he told the beast of Berlin
> > That they'd never rest contented
> > Till they had driven him from the land.
> > So we called the Yanks and English,
> > And proceeded to extinguish
> > Der Fuehrer and his vermin,
> > This is how it all began.
> >
> > Now the devil was a-readin' in the good book one day,
> > How the Lord created Adam to walk the righteous way.
> > It made the devil jealous,
> > He turned green up to his horns,
> > And he swore by things unholy,
> > That he'd make one of his own.
> >
> > So he packed his two suitcases full of grief and misery,
> > And he caught the midnight special going down to Germany.
> > Then he mixed his lies and hatred with fire and brimstone,
> > The the devil sat upon it,
> > That's how Adolf was born.
> >
> > Now Adolf got the notion that he was the master race.
> > And he swore to bring new honor and put mankind in its place.
> > So he set his plans in motion and was winning ev'rewhere,
> > 'Til he up and got the notion
> > for to kick that Russian Bear.
> >
> > (chorus)
> >
> > Yes, he kicked that noble Russian, but it wasn't very long,
> > Before Adolf got suspicious that he had done something wrong.
> > 'Cause that Bear grabbed the Fuehrer and gave him an awful fight,
> > Seventeen months he scrapped the Fuehrer,
> > Tooth and claw, day and night.
> >
> > Then that Bear smacked the Fuehrer with a mighty armored paw,
> > And Adolf broke all records running backwards to Kharkov.
> > then Goebbels sent a message to the people ev'rywhere,
> > That if they couldn't help the Fuehrer,
> > God don't help that Russian Bear.
> >
> > (chorus)
> >
> > Then this Bear called on his buddy the noble fighting Yank,
> > and they sent the Fuehrer running with his ships and planes and tanks.
> > Now the Fuehrer's having nightmares 'cause Der Fuehrer knows darned
> > well,
> > That the devil's done wrote "Welcome" on his residence in Hell.
> >
> > (chorus)

Love it. Also, Last Page of Mein Kampf = awesome. Must download these WWII songs.

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