Mar. 28th, 2005

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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:

Red...cherry

Yellow...lemon

Green...lime

Orange...orange

Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes none of the children could identify the taste. "Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh, my God! They're assholes!"




Hah. Got that in an email this morning.

Random note to everyone: If you want me to love you, buy me L'il Scoops. They come in packs of four, and they're chocolate eggs filled with mousse. Two have chocolate, two have cream mousse. I am so addicted oh my god. You get to eat the mousse with tiny SPOONS. It's awesome. AWESOME.

It's funny that I'm ignoring my Lindor chocolate in favour of L'il Scoops. But I am.

I have nothing much to say again. I think this may be becoming a pattern. But, you love it anyways, because you don't have to pay attention to my journal very often. ;)
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Doggy has an official name! Her name iiiiis... Fiona. Hahaha. Yes, Fiona. And the Fiona I know... it really had nothing to do with your name. Unless you'd take it as a good thing, in which case we named her after you! ;)

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